Probably the best update chain ever.

Rules of Obeying Allah

1. Give Allah what's right, not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end and Allah's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before Allah can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the full stop.

6. Don't put a question mark where Allah puts a full stop.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the mosque for a face lift.

8. When praying, don't give Allah instructions, just report for duty.

9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to the mosque.

10. We don't change Allah's message His message changes us.

11. The masjid is prayer-conditioned.

12. When Allah ordains, He sustains.

13. Warning: Exposure to Allah may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve Allah, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Qur'an.

17. Exercise daily Walk with Allah.

18. Never give the devil a ride He will always want to drive.

19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21. He, who angers you, controls you.

22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed.

23. Give Satan an inch and he will be a ruler.

24. Allah doesn't call the qualified He qualifies the called.

25. Read the Qur'an, it will show u how simple life can be.

Where is my car keys?

There is a saying -

Mind speaks to mind. Heart speaks to heart. Soul speaks to soul. 

What is meant by this and why does it matter? 

Communication happens on different levels and it can either be love-centered or love-deprived. 

Your level of communication - whether you are coming from your mind, heart or your soul - determines the quality of your relationships. Your internal state determines which level you are on, and from that spot, you relate to the person you are in relationship with, who usually responds to you from that same level. 

Are you in your mind or your heart? 

So if you are in your mind with your thoughts, ideas, facts, beliefs, then you tend to relate to the mind of another. If you are in your heart with feelings and emotions, then you tend to relate to the heart of another. The levels are very different. The words and tone in a mental interaction are very different from those in a heart-based interaction. 

Here is a conversation between Bob (who lost his keys) and Mary - his wife: 

Bob: If you want to find your keys, why don't you just look for them? Where did you last leave them? Focus! Remember! This always happens! Why can't you keep track of anything? 

Mary: You're so judgmental. I don't know why I even bother to ask you. If I knew where they were, I wouldn't be asking. You are never any help to me. 

These two are in their mind and there's only accusation and blame, not connection. 

Here is a heart-based conversation between Bob and Mary: 

Bob: I'm sorry you can't find your keys. That must be very difficult for you, especially when you're in a hurry and you need to be somewhere on time. 

Mary: Thank you for being so understanding. I am freaking out because I am so afraid of being late. 

Bob: I understand how badly you want to be on time for this appointment. Let's see if I can help you remember where they might be. 

As you can see, these two people are speaking with their hearts and they are connecting deeply with each other. 

From this place, they have a very good chance of growing the love between them. 

Heart-based connections are about love, mercy, grace, patience and compassion. Oftentimes, it's difficult for us to maintain these Divine Qualities.

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Daigakusei no Nichijou (Hari-hari Mahasiswa/My Everyday Life as a Student)

Lyrics:
Suatu pagi aku telat bangun
(Kuliah jam delapan pagi)
Itu pula kuliah dosen killer
(Absenku pun juga sudah mentok)
Matilah (matilah!) Mau ngomong apa ke bonyok
(Tamatlah!) Uang jajan pasti dipotong
(Mampuslah!) Mau jadi apa!?
Aku jual diri saja... (!?)

Akhirnya ngamen di Metro Mini
Kulihat cewek cantik sendiri
Dia ngasih ku seratus perak
Katanya suaraku jelek

Ini penghinaan yang sungguh bombastis (!?)
Tapi cewek itu bicara padaku
Apakah aku sudah seredah itu
Yang penting ku bisa ngomong sama cewek
Hati-hatilah kau saat kau sendiri
Aku kan terjang kamu dari belakang

Taunya (Taunya)
Aku ditangkap polisi
Berakhir \(^o^)/ Berakhir \(^o^)/ Berakhir \(^o^)/

Hidupku sudah hancur berantakan
Telat bangun kuliah, masuk penjara
Inilah akhir cerita cinta orang yang tak berguna

in English:

One morning, I woke up late
(8' o clock lecture)
And it's a class where the prof is super-strict
(And my absence count is at its limit, too)
I'm dead! (I'm dead!) What to say to my parents
(It's over!) My allowance will definitely be reduced
(I'm doomed!) What will become of me?
I'll just sell myself... (!?)

Finally, I decided to go ngamen* on the Metro Mini bus
I saw a pretty girl alone by herself
She gave me a Rp100,- coin**
She said my voice is horrible

This is a very bombastic(!?) insult
But that girl talked to me!
Have I dropped to a level this low?
The important thing is I get to talk with a girl!
Just be careful when you're alone
I will attack you from behind

It turns out (It turns out)
I got arrested by the police
It's over \(^o^)/ It's over \(^o^)/ It's over \(^o^)/

My life has broken into pieces
Late for class, going to prison
This is the end of the love story of a good-for-nothing guy!

*)ngamen is basically singing then asking for money from people
**) Rp100,- is equivalent to appx. one cent.

Damn, this guy went pretty good after the Nichijou phenomenon...

Oh The Reality...

Gak nerima kenyataan

Klo gak muncul silakan diklik :)

Ketahuan Mengulang

Gua: Mah...aku pulang...

Nyokap: *SENSOR NAMA*!!! Apa2an ini!? Ngulang 1 semester sekaligus!!?

Gua: (sial, ketauan!) Eh, eh, eh...ma, dengerin aku dulu dong...mama tau aku ngulang darima-

Nyokap: MAMA GA MAU PEDULI, DASAR ANAK *sensor*!!!

*PLAK! PLAK! PLAK!!

Why am I here?

Terinspirasi dari slh 1 catchphrase di Red vs. Blue ep 1, "You know why are we here?". :P

Hello, it's hydro-encep-halus and this is my another blog gara2 gua lupa pass gua yg blog lama. Dang...
Will begin my blogging here, yoroshiku.

-heh-